Declarative Statements

The more a man makes declarative statements, the more apt he is to look awesome in retrospect.

Dec 30, 2008 11:41pm

If you are older than 18 years old you shouldn’t sing like the Blink 182 guy

Why do I know people who like blink 182 anyway? To me, an anti blink 182 stance is like an anti world hunger stance. But even if you ignore all of their other faults, the way that guy sings should sound to you the same way I imagine John Mccains neck tastes.

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