Declarative Statements

The Bill of Rights is Boring (part 2 of 10)

Ok, on to a controversial choice, The 2nd Ammendment.  This is my least favorite ammendment and of course, its the one that is actually upheld! I feel like this one denies me the right to live in a country that isn’t full of guns. Oh well, here is what I’d change:

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.  But the right of the people to keep and arm bears will be heavily infringed.  Also, as we are providing the security of a free State, we actually get one. 

I’m sure someone came up with that bear joke before me but since I couldn’t think of who, I just went with it.