Declarative Statements

The behavior of men in the bathroom after a movie is ridiculous.

Primarily, what I’m referring to is when there are no open urinals and 2 open stalls and there will be three or four dudes just hanging back, waiting for a urinal.  The sit down toilet in the stall is exactly the same as the one you have at home and it functions perfectly well for either form of waste disposal.  Just go in the stall, idiots!  Does it feel cool to use a urinal? Are you saving the stall in case some other guys need to shit? Very rarely does anyone come out of a movie having to shit!