Declarative Statements

Velociraptors are not the coolest dinosaur.

No one gave a fuck about them before Jurassic Park.  They are pretty much just fast guys with knives for hands. Which is cool, but not so cool when compared to the entire dinosaur family.  They’re Jesse Owens with Wolverine claws.  Which does indeed sound awesome.  However, a T Rex is like a big meaty fast tornado who has teeth instead of wind.  And I’m not even saying the T Rex is the coolest dinosaur!  They’re just cooler than raptors.

Also, in the 2nd Jurassic Park movie, Jeff Goldblums daughter takes out a velociraptor using gymnastic kicks.